Joe Collier by Caroline Södergren.

me when my sugar daddy comes home from work and he hasnt brought home any diamonds


i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

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Oh my
Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever. Aristophanes (via butterfliesandwildflowers)

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what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 

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if your boyfriend doesn’t worship your butt then he’s a lame and i’m very sorry you have to deal with that

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Lorde / Photographed by Joachim Mueller / For Harper’s Bazaar Germany August 2014